Five Spaghetti, three with meatballs, two without

My friend Charmaine sent me this story recently and I thought it might give you a laugh:

For several years, a man had been having an affair with an Italian girl.  One night, she told him that she was pregnant.

Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go back to Italy to secretly have the baby.  Also, if she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would provide  child support until the child turned 18.  She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

To keep it discreet, he told her to send him a post card, and write ‘Spaghetti’ on the back when the child was born.  He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. She said, ‘You received a very strange post card today.’

‘Oh, just give it to me and I’ll explain it later,’ he said.

The wife watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and

On the card was written:  ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.  Three with meatballs, two without.  Send extra sauce!’

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